One of my closest friends...one who i shall not name :P has fallen in love with something extremely short, dirty, hopelessly hairy, with long dirty nails. Apparently its called David, and she had the nerve to tell me that fat cats were vulgar to look at.
Have you ever heard of anything more abhorrent?
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Fat cats ARE vulgar and disgustingly matronly. They haven’t an ounce of gumption and fawn in the sickliest way imaginable and remind one of rotten-cabbage-soups-on-blistering-hot-days.
Koalas, especially those christened David, are the adorablest thing to have happened to this planet since me. But lesser mortals cursed with irreverent attitudes, bourgeois sense of aesthetics, and deprived of the benefits of higher civilization wouldn’t know. Nothing personal.
Yours,
Close-friend-in-question.
P.S. Well… maybe a wee bit personal. But then, what are friends for.
Well...if you insist....but then, why is there a catwoman and not a Koala-woman?
yeesh!
and if they ever create a koala woman, i know who's gonna fit the role perfectly...Britney Spears!
meow!
This is so just I have the last word.
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