The Turner Code

Everyone knows that Adam and Eve were the only people around for a long, very long, time (if you don't believe that then you're headed for eternal damnation anyway and aren't going to be around for the long haul... so you obviously do not matter). Now, neither was a priest. As a logical corollary, they were quite obviously unmarried. Cain, Abel and Seth, and by implication the rest of humanity that followed, are all therefore bastards (yes, that is french). This is on top of everyone being related to each other, and being, when push comes to shove, siblings, seeing as how Adam and Eve themselves were related... what with the rib and all. Research indicates that interbreeding leads to degeneration and insanity. Marquez agrees.

The world finally begins to make sense.